Apple Showtime: John Legend

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Steve's rolled out John Legend on a stage to play a song for all of us. Personally I would have preferred the iPhone.

Blam really has to pee right now, seriously. His leg is going nuts and I think one of his hands is in his pants. I'm afraid he's going to just let it fly. Legend, could you hurry it up a little? Blam is going to go Blam all over me.

Oh boy, another song. I don't think his bladder can take leg is feeling warm. What the hell is that?