This is an important question, although you can take the third option of “find them hilarious,” which is where we landed. NSFW.
These tweets are 1/3 inspired, 1/3 befuddling, and 1/3 likely to summon the Elder Gods. The hard left turn some of them make from “typical sext” to “scary as all get out” is impressive and startled a guffaw out of me. If any of the small sample below does that for you, you can follow Sexts From the Void on twitterhere.
sext: ur genitalia panic and scatter
— Sexts from the Void (@voidsexts) November 8, 2012
sext: hey baby, wanna come back to my place and help me kill the mask that floats above my bed so we can fool around in peace
— Sexts from the Void (@voidsexts) June 10, 2013
sext: remove ur sandals, for the place u stand is holy ground. ok now remove ur shirt
— Sexts from the Void (@voidsexts) July 7, 2013
sext: ur hands explore my body but when they venture below my belt they become trapped in the ice and do not return
— Sexts from the Void (@voidsexts) July 29, 2013
sext: i lie in the brook, letting the icy water soak away my warmth. u circle overhead, searching for heat, but my cool skin betrays nothing
— Sexts from the Void (@voidsexts) November 25, 2013
sext: ur dick is long & thick & slithering out the door. someone grab it
— Sexts from the Void (@voidsexts) February 14, 2014
sext: hey baby, the thing back at my place is shaped like a bed today
— Sexts from the Void (@voidsexts) April 26, 2014
[via Copperbadge]
