At Last, Retailers Have Completed the Final Step in Co-Opting Christmas Entirely
Rejoice, cash strapped minions, REJOICE! Bow down to this finely-crafted idol, which shall forever remind you your duty to spend, spend, SPEND during the month of December! If you don’t, you’ll be doomed to a lifetime of fiscal responsibility! *Shudders* While artist Anthony Schmitt probably doesn’t want to force us all into gift-induced bankruptcy, he…
