Jesus Diaz, Author at Gizmodo

Video of the World’s Largest Fully Working Phone

Samsung and Cricket scaled the Samsung Messager to make it the biggest cellphone in the planet. It works exactly like the real thing, but requires fingers the size of Dr Manhattan’s schlong in colossal form. https://gizmodo.com/samsung-r450-messager-phone-has-sidekick-like-keypad-a-5034694

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Pilot and Stewardess Redefine In-Flight Entertainment

It looks like the beginning of a 60s Swedish porn film, but actually is a video of a real pilot and a stewardess smoking hashish, recorded recently in an Aeroflot flight, the Russian flag airlines. Note to self: Never ever book an Aeroflot flight. And with that I really mean “become a pilot and join…

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New Boomerang Missile Can Destroy Enemy Fighters Behind Combat Jets

Score another one for Australians after inventing the didgeridoo and koala teddies: Their Air Force just got the first missile that can kill enemy fighters behind their F/A-18s, converting the hunter into (dead) prey. Imagine this: You are Chinese MiG pilot chasing a Royal Australian Air Force F/A-18 fighter jet. All of the sudden, you…

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The USB Finger Drive Is Real and as Gross as We Imagined

Once again, reality beats fiction: If your name is Jerry Jalava, the USB finger is more than just a concept. It’s the real thing embedded in your own hand, carrying a Billix Linux distribution. https://gizmodo.com/image-of-the-day-do-not-try-this-at-home-5166064 Jerry had an accident while biking, losing his finger. He got an artificial finger made of silicon, and instead of…

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Gadget Deals of the Day

Curly fries and soda for free? Checked. 4GB of RAM for 40% its original price? Got it. American Cheerleader magazine subscription for zero dollars? As Erica told me: “It’s not Maxim, but it will do.” Computing & Peripherals • Princess International VM-1 Vmail for $14.99 (normally $30 – valid today only). • KWorld PlusTV HD…

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Microphone Check: Britney Spears’ P*ssy Hangs Out, Claims Britney (NSFW)

Sometimes technology gets the best out of you, specially when your clothes already got the best out of you. With a flip-flap noise. Listen to Britney Spears closely during this video’s last few seconds: “OK, my pussy’s hanging out!!!” Oh you classy girl you! Apparently, someone in the control room forgot to turn off her…

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Get $200 iTunes Store Vouchers for $2.60

Stop being an ass and don’t pirate songs and movies. Pirate money and get legal material! Chinese hackers have cracked the algorithm that generates the iTunes Store gift cards: You can get $200 for $2.60. According to the blog of Outdustry—a music industry consultancy firm in China—the market is getting inundated with this pirate cards,…

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Cellphones vs Women (or Men)

I hear you, Dilbert. [Thanks Jack]

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What If the iPhone Got Invented in 1990?

Yesterday you saw the iPhone prototype with secret messages, but here you have it in full video action. It’s ultra fast, but it looks like if it was designed in the 90s. By Jean-Luc Picard. https://gizmodo.com/iphone-prototypes-contain-seeeeeecret-messages-5167036 I like how the matte screen looks. And definitely, I love how fast this thing is. The Interface icons…

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Magic Ring Allows You to Control Every Gadget Remotely, No Buttons Needed

I couldn’t believe it either, but this ring—called Yubi-nya—will allow you to remote control any device just using your fingers. And yes, it has the shape of a cat face. For good reason, I’m sure. According to researcher Saori Noda—who works for Denso Corporation, a big automotive electronics supplier in Japan—they are “working to make…

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Wolfram Alpha Search Engine Will Answer All Your Questions, Take Us to Infinity and Beyond

Get ready, because the world as we know it is going to change in May 2009, when Wolfram Alpha—a computational search engine that belongs in the Enterprise’s computer—appears, giving you precise answers to everything. That’s what this thing is going to give us: A natural way to plug into the vast pool of information of…

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Wii MotionPlus Not Delayed, Says Nintendo

Hold your horses, because after IGN said that Wii MotionPlus was delayed, Nintendo is saying that it is not delayed. Kind of. Sort of. Or something. https://gizmodo.com/wii-motionplus-delayed-according-to-ign-5166589 IGN said that Nintendo was struggling internally with the Wii MotipnPlus, pushing back the release of Wii Sports Resort, which is missing from the upcoming Nintendo games lists.…

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Peewee RC Spitfire Can Only Destroy Panzers Driven By Nanonazis

With a 6-inch wingspan and a military-style remote control box, I wish this minuscule 1/72-scale $150 Spitfire actually had two micro-guns and a micro-camera to dogfight against wasps this spring. [Plantraco via Oh Gizmo]

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Android Dev Phone 1.1 Fixes Key Problems

If you wanted the unlocked $400 Android G1 phone but were reluctant because of its problems, the new 1.1 update fixes most, but still leaves the issue of running paid applications partially unsolved. https://gizmodo.com/unlocked-developer-g1-banned-from-accessing-paid-apps-5160678 Now, the Dev Phone 1 will be able to access the Paid apps in the store, although according to Developer Advocate…

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Put Woz In All Your Favorite TV Shows

The Woz is going to dance tonight and kick everyone ass with his wicked moves, but there’s so much more TV potential in our favorite tech personality ever. Imagine the possibilities, people. https://gizmodo.com/vote-tonight-woz-only-needs-6-more-votes-than-others-5157625 Admiral Woz Adama, Starsky and Woz, Woz jumping on Oprah’s sofa, Woz lost in Lost, Woz running with Pamela Anderson in Baywatch……

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iPhone Prototypes Contain Seeeeeecret Messages

Someone scored two iPhone prototypes allegedly manufactured way before their release. Apart from one being matte and having basic OS, the Skankphone—as it identifies itself—has some funny secret messages hidden in its fugly operating system: • Skank is the new black. • Nine parts perspiration (in reference to Picasso’s—one of Jobs’ idols—words about inspiration and…

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Gota Tabletop Dishwasher Can Clean Plates, Invade Earth, or Win LeMans

Gota—a spiffy tabletop dishwasher that can recycle the water for many uses—looks like a sports car or an alien spaceship. And like alien spaceships, it’s just an idea in someone’s imagination. For now. While tabletop dishwashers aren’t new, tabletop dishwashers that actually look cool are. [Yanko]

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New Printing Technology Makes Your Home Photos Into Spooky 3D Images

This one is creepy: The new Shapeways’ Photoshaper is the latest “printing” technology, turning any home photographs into a 3D plate which—when looked through light—will reveal the original image with a spooky ghost effect. https://gizmodo.com/shapeways-allows-you-to-materialize-any-3d-object-star-5041836 Photoshaper can be used by anyone with a digital camera and an Internet connection. Basically, the service will take any…

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How to: Install Unofficial Apps on Your iPhone 3G or iPod Touch, Easily and Safely

If you want to install cool apps on your iPhone or iPod Touch for free, easily, breaking Apple-imposed limitations without breaking your warranty or Applethingie, here is the how-to guide for Mac and Windows users. What is a jailbreak? Jailbreaking is the process required to install applications in your iPhone or iPod touch. It is…

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What Is This?

It looks like the lastest image from a NASA spacecraft, approaching the surface of a satellite on the outskirts of the Solar System. Or maybe one from the deepest underwater exploration voyage ever. It’s actually an UV view of the tattoo on Otzi’s right ankle, the Stone Age warrior who was found by tourists on…

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Video of the World’s Largest Fully Working Phone

Pilot and Stewardess Redefine In-Flight Entertainment

New Boomerang Missile Can Destroy Enemy Fighters Behind Combat Jets

The USB Finger Drive Is Real and as Gross as We Imagined

Gadget Deals of the Day

Microphone Check: Britney Spears’ P*ssy Hangs Out, Claims Britney (NSFW)

Get $200 iTunes Store Vouchers for $2.60

Cellphones vs Women (or Men)

What If the iPhone Got Invented in 1990?

Magic Ring Allows You to Control Every Gadget Remotely, No Buttons Needed

Wolfram Alpha Search Engine Will Answer All Your Questions, Take Us to Infinity and Beyond

Wii MotionPlus Not Delayed, Says Nintendo

Peewee RC Spitfire Can Only Destroy Panzers Driven By Nanonazis

Android Dev Phone 1.1 Fixes Key Problems

Put Woz In All Your Favorite TV Shows

iPhone Prototypes Contain Seeeeeecret Messages

Gota Tabletop Dishwasher Can Clean Plates, Invade Earth, or Win LeMans

New Printing Technology Makes Your Home Photos Into Spooky 3D Images

How to: Install Unofficial Apps on Your iPhone 3G or iPod Touch, Easily and Safely

What Is This?

National Film and Sound Archive of Australia Adds ‘Succulent Chinese Meal’ Guy

Feds Sniffing Around Polymarket After Suspicious Bets

DJI Osmo 360 Review: The Best 360 Camera for the DJI-Pilled

Don’t Get Too Attached to Any AI App

‘Paradise’ Writer Teases What’s Coming in Season 3 After That Huge Twist

Trump’s New White House App Is Mildly Concerning and Weird for a Lot of Reasons

Bloodsucking Ticks Can Survive Inside Your Home Longer Than You Might Think

The Best New Toys of March 2026

Judge Denies Liking LinkedIn Post Critical of Elon Musk But Reassigns His Cases Anyway

Amazon Slashes 50% Off Keurig K-Cup Pod Coffee Maker, Now a Budget Alternative to Breville and Nespresso Espresso Machines

Aqara Smart Lock U400 Review: Hands-free Unlocking at Its Best

MSI Prestige 14 Flip AI+ Review: A Solid 2-in-1 Laptop With Some Glaring Flaws

Sonos Play Review: Call It a Comeback

Sonos Era 100 SL Review: The Cheapest Way Into Wired Sonos Sound

Asus ROG’s Massive Swift OLED Gaming Monitor Epitomizes Excess in the Best Way

The Ikea Varmblixt Smart Lamp Fills a Donut Hole in My Life

Nothing Headphone A vs. Headphone 1: Which Pair of ANC Wireless Headphones Wins?

Asus ROG’s Cetra Open Wireless Gaming Earbuds Might Be Better Than Wearing a Headset

Nintendo’s Talking Flower Is Annoying as Hell. I Love It

Level Lock Pro Review: As Good as a Secret Smart Lock Gets