Idiot Thief Exploded Himself by Peeing on a Power Transformer
Michael Harper is an idiot. The 36-year-old Englishman was in the middle of robbing a power sub-station when he decided, hey, why not urinate on the power transformer. The transformer exploded, Harper caught on fire, and 2,000 people lost power. Dunce. Harper and an accomplice were stealing copper wire (naturally) from the station. To get…