Usually I wait until Christmas Eve to start my Christmas shopping, but I decided to get an early jump on it this…
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There comes a time in every person's life when it is so damn hard to make a decision. Today, I have reached that…
Boned more than two people this year and trying to donate an organ? GOD, keep that to yourself! And by that the CDC…
This holiday season, many kids will be glued to the TV, adding the toys they see in commercials to their wish lists.…
All my life, I've known nothing but a world drenched in the spilt blood of once-friends and former loves. The gun is…
When I was growing up, I had heard of this man who can jumpstart a car with a twizzler and condom wrappers. A man…
The holidays are upon us, so check out these adorable, geek-infused greeting cards. They may possibly be the best…
Remember LAN parties? What a pain in the ass it was to drag your tower and monitor to your friend's house in order…
Hey remember Airwolf? Stringfellow Hawke (seriously, the characters real name) would fly around with Ernest Borgnine…
I see what you did there, Herman Cain. Sneaky and hilarious, but for what it's worth, your 404 page is probably…
Years ago, before Princess Girlfriend came and snatched me from the cesspool of singledom, I was broke, and there…
Hey man, I was thinking, I just got done with a bunch of Naruto on Hulu and I'm out of stuff to watch. What? Oh no,…
People resort to the black market for all sorts of stolen goods: cellphones, watches, cars, babies. But used cooking…
Physically impaired Oregonians are using iPads to vote in today's election after the new system was introduced to…
I miss the simple days. When I would go bananas over a pack of Warheads. And freak out about hearing my favorite…
Everyone wants to be a DJ. The parties, the women, the men, the drugs, the illegal drugs, the little napkins they…
Day 14. Martha won't stop shouting. I've filled the milk basin and tilled as much as I can before sun went down, but…
Arrested Development. It's high effing larry us. Everyone know's that. It's also re effing dick you less how…
Hello, this is your friendly government authority here. You may be concerned, frighted or even angered by news that…
If it's good enough for Jimmy Buffet and his ridiculous Hawaiian-shirt clad followers, then it should be good…