This is another one of the great gadgets offered by the folks at Skymall. It's a device that dispenses a perfected portioned bowl of cereal every time. No longer will you have to deal with that box of cereal and keeping the bag sealed with clips and whatnot. Just load up the Breakfix with your cereal of choice and it can dispense a bowl's worth with a simple push of a button. It operates off of batteries, which baffles me because aren't devices like this supposed to be all mechanical? Oh well, no more Lucky Charms overdoses for me! Video demonstration after the jump. $80.
Seriously. This smells like a "solution in search of a problem." How hard is it to pour a damn bowl of cereal?
If "portion control" is what it's really about then... what's to stop the fat/lazy kids from going back to the machine for portion after portion after portion.....?