While this might look like your standard, old-school tape recorder and microphone, it's actually a breathalyzer. As I see it, it can be used in two ways. The first, is to trick drunks into getting a breathalyzer by telling them you want to hear them sing. The problem with this method is that if someone is willing to sing into this thing, you already know they're wasted. The other use for this would be to have a singing contest, with extra points being awarded for how drunk you are. I mean, if you can sing well while drunk, you should get props, right? [Make]
I'm either f'n wasted or it's 1960. This is worse than the time I passed out in 2001 and dreamt that George Bush got elected PRESIDENT!!!
Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but, you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here that thamumblaherovrth... five dollars!?!? Get out of here!