Last week you were crying out for more ideas from Haier's wall o' ideas, so I swung by there on the last day of the show to see if there were any more hare-brained suggestions. I was in luck!

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Of course, I'm willing to bet some of these ideas are taking the piss, but if at least one of them is actually serious, humanity is even more doomed than I once thought. Check out the first batch of ideas over here, if you missed them.

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Is this guy for realzies?

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Until Star Wars comes out on Blu-ray, I really don't see the point.

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The answer is: don't buy a 3DTV.

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Designers can have senses of humor, too.

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I'd say judging by the smell of some CES-goers, they didn't even bother with a catheter.

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Spamming goes back to the pen and paper days.

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Did anyone see a Dolby marketing guy lurking around Haier's stand last week?

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While phones don't often fold, I'm pretty sure you can watch TV on them and they fit in pockets.

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Dear god, please—no more!

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It's such a simple idea, why didn't Apple think of it before?

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Australians say the darndest things.

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Has this guy never seen an iPod Touch, Zune or Creative Zen in his life?

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I'll leave you with the CES equivalent of your mother's calendar. Enjoy.