Cigarette Extinguisher Has a Big Mouth (NSFW)

Oh, for crying out loud. What are those kooky Japanese people going to think of next? Inserting a butt into this innocent gal's mouth? It even sounds wrong. There are so many things here that we don't approve of, we'll just have to make a bulleted list:

• Smoking

• Harlotry

• Improper fantasies

• Nudity

• Porcelain figurines

• Drinking

• Spitting/Swallowing

• Putting out cigarettes in somebody's mouth

Let's hope no Gizmodo readers ever partake of such filth. Look, even her nipples are showing. Somebody, make this $3.23 cigarette-parking device go away. Watch out for the NSFW gallery, where this suckweed-gagging clay-fired strumpet looks even tackier. [Tokyo Mango]