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Craigslist's Casual Encounters Penises Are the Internet's Best New Game (Updated)

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Craigslist Casual Encounters is the used condom inside the rusted dumpster behind the internet's foreclosed strip club. But also one of the most entertaining destinations online. Even better than browsing gross naked people? Scoring points for pairing names to nuts.

Watch in delight and/or horror as a giant pixelated naked body floats up your screen. You have three options. Match the picture to the ad title. I spy a rising scrotum—at least I think it's a scrotum. Some vague mound of debased flesh. Is it AFTERNOON FUN WITH YOUNG? Or perhaps YOUNG, HOT BI FEMME SEEKING TO ORALLY PLEASE AN OLDER WOMAN. I like the sound of HUGE LIPS FOR SUCKIN DICK! Team up with a buddy and see who can guess first. Your only clue is the ad's location and category. The whole brilliant (and brilliantly gross) game was cobbled together during Arthack weekend within a mere couple of days.

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And the huge, horrid, poorly lit pictures of dongs and other distorted genitalia posted by the anonymous diseased masses. Nausea has never been so fun! [Casual Encounters Game (NSFW!)]

Update: The Casual Encounters Game devs have put up a major update to the peen-spotting exercise, making it vastly more playable and attractive. Well, attractive if you look beyond all the heinous wangs.