We've heard of wearable computers, but this is ridiculous. Now you can decorate yourself and your surroundings with total geektastic circuit boards in that oh-so-trendy color, boardset green. Just make sure it matches the carpet, perhaps in a nice AstroTurf.
Get that special someone a pair of RAM earrings ($8.99), and wear a chip on your shoulder with a RAM necklace ($14.99). Then, decorate your abode with circuit board lamps ($48). It's geek city, right there in your own home.
Recycled Circuit Board Lamp [Shiny Shiny]