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The only thing sadder than this diamond pacifier is that it is available for $17,000 online. While we're all for conspicuous consumption and the oppression of the proletariat, there's something about submitting babies to our powerful consumerist tendencies that just doesn't sit right with us. Babies should be brought into the circle of privilege and earn the right to waste money rather than have that right thrust upon them. Let little Paris or Dylan earn their $17,000 pacifier, any way they know how, which includes starring in a baby reality show, dangling over a balcony, or falling on mommy's way to the special van where daddy K-Fed awaits with a golden coke spoon and a jar of Gerber's First Fruits.


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