In Florida—yes, LOVELY Florida—there exists a place where one can steal copper wire from things and exchange that copper wire for crack. How do I get there?
According to Miami’s WPLG, the screening processes that copper thiefs encounter when trying to sell their looted wire has worked so well that they’ve just started offering the metal to drug dealers directly. And then, presumably, the kingpins launder the wire or something? I DON’T KNOW. [Local 10 via WIOD via Fark]
