Twitter account the Worst Muse isn’t even a week old, but it’s already a premiere source of hilarious writing advice from writer Rachel Edidin. Below’s a selection of our favorites.
You won't have to do as much research if you replace the city's immigrant population with elves.
— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 10, 2014
If a character has curves, make sure to specify that they are in all the right places. Otherwise, readers will be confused.
— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 9, 2014
American History X, but with werewolves and a pun in the title.
— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 9, 2014
That "said" looks awfully lonely. Maybe you should give it an adverb friend. Maybe you should give them ALL adverb friends.
— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 9, 2014
Corgis are hot these days, right? What about, like, werecorgis? Edgy, urban werecorgis looking for love in all the wrong places.
— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 7, 2014
Like Wolverine, but grittier.
— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 6, 2014
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