Double-Ended Shark Coffee Table Oozes Great White Class

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Not only is this the perfect living room accessory for putting your feet up while watching Shark Week, but both of those tooth-filled gaping jaws on this shark-themed coffee table look like they'd serve as perfect bottle openers.

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We're not going to spoil the fun by asking how exactly the internal plumbing in a double-headed shark works. Instead, we're just going to caution you about spending $3,000 on this table if you have little ones running around the house. Or have a mackerel-themed ottoman you don't want to 'mysteriously' disappear. [Makoman via Born Rich]

DISCUSSION

I wonder if sharks have double ended human coffee tables in their shark caves, since the only place I cant think anyone might put this is in a man-cave.

Were going to need a bigger coaster......