The Consumerist (swoooon) has done us all a service by profiling some of the biggest wigs at the RIAA, complete with photographs, for all of our benefit. Now if you're walking down the street and you happen to bump into Doug Morris, Chairman and CEO of Universal Music Group, you'll know who he is and therefore will be able to hit him in the face with an egg/pie/paintball.
It's a regular who's who of major label execs, and it even has their phone numbers. You know what that means. Get to it, friends.
Faces of the RIAA [Consumerist]