If you like your phones heavy and stupid, the Mobiado CPT001 is for you. It's made of marble. You know, the heavy, polished stone? It will assuredly be offensively expensive and only complete assholes will buy one. [Mobiado via BornRich]
Just what I want to see. A bunch of Age of Antiquity Punks blurring the boundaries of the Early Greco-Roman world and today. They will be roaming around with their iPads and tablets encased in stone, shining lanterns with LEDs while sporting hand made synthetic blend togas.