You don't spend all day in some sweaty plastic case, so why subject your most faithful electronic companion to that same sartorial torture? Get it the case it deserves. The outerwear it needs. A tiny denim outfit.

Thanks to SabaiSmile at Etsy—where you can now certifiably buy anything you can think of—you can snatch up a jacket, a dress, or some short shorts for your smartphone, MP3 player, or if you're a real big weirdo your handheld GPS device. They're nine bucks, which is like one cocktail at a nice bar. You can sacrifice one drink to keep your phone's private parts covered, can't you? CAN'T YOU? [Etsy via iPhone Savior]