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Our MT servers (what we use to upload posts) are currently freaking out due to a bad router in Baltimore or something like that, so most of the Giz writers are unable to post at the moment. We're hoping to have the issue fixed ASAP, but we just wanted to let you know. Somehow I am able to post, which must be some sort of cruel joke played on you, the readers, by a vengeful deity. I'm so, so sorry.