Have you ever had to decide between boobs or beer? With these edible beer-flavored Beer N' Boobs pasties, you'll never have to choose one over the other ever again. Yum. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]
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Boobs are vastly superior, and while beer is all fine and good, the world will go on just fine without it, but not without the former. I for one would not welcome a combination of the two.