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I’ll make this one all quick-like. See you later, ferricide. You have committed the ultimate crime of cockfaggery douchebaggery. Don’t be a dick next time about my headline writing, asshole. We accept criticism about our writing, but if you have the cojones to call us out, at least form your complaint with correct style and grammar.
