You, my friend, are eating a sad hot dog. Why? Cause if you're not using the Happy Hot Dog Man to make the perfect cuts and slices to turns your dog into a little human character, you're doing it wrong.


It's like a toy...that you can eat! Or a weiner to play dress up with. Or decorate with condiments. Or use as practice for your cannibal future. Or be stupid. Or be stupid. Or be stupid. $11. [Happy Hot Dog Man via Eater]

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