Because it’s Friday, and that’s just how we do. (Warning: uncensored quadriphallus below the fold.)
By Michele Banks, an incomparable maker of Science-y art and slinger of dirty, dirty rhymes:
If you seek someone handsome or quick
This echinda would not be your pick
But Grumpy would win
For his shit-eating grin
And remarkable four-nozzled dick
Banks was inspired by this post by Scicurious about ejaculation habits in the echidna — a spiny mammal that sports not one, not two, but four penis heads. Scarred by the penis? Take comfort in the fact that their babies are adorable.
https://gizmodo.com/true-facts-about-the-baby-echidna-the-most-adorable-cr-5975771
