Your favorite apps are there to cater to your every whim. At least until it's time to cater to the whims of a monolith that wants to know your personal details, and is willing to pay top dollar for them. Here's what you really mean to the photo sharing services—and basically everything else—of the world, compliments of The Onion.

This video is yet another in satirical site's ongoing TED Talks parody, and it maybe hits the closest to its mark of any of them yet. It's every bit as funny as the rest, though; especially once you get past how unsettling it is. [YouTube]