Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
Tonight's fantastic purpleage is from reader, Jorge
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God, why couldn't it have been Carlos Mencia? We miss you Mitch.
He's like an angry, sarcastic bear that will invite you onstage, then maul the shit out of your skull but, you know, humorously.
More importantly, why is this squirrel purple? Is anyone else seeing that?
It's all fun and games until someone mounts a frickin' laser on its frickin' head.
Say hello the the "supergiant" amphipod that a majority of our readers would actually try and eat.
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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