Oh, how darling! It's a little rainbow phone for babies! It has big buttons, and wheels, and some sort of blue elephant thing attached! It'll also call you a motherfucker over, and over and over again. Human ingenuity. [via Reddit]
My kid had one of these Alphabet Pals. You could press a foot to get a phonetic rendering of the letters. Try as I might, I couldn't get it to curse, because the makers were expecting juvenile delinquents to attempt just that. If you pressed "F" followed by "K", it would sound the "F" then say, "Hm hm, that tickles!" Then it would sound the "K."
But this is impressive. Somebody has way too much time on their hands, because that obviously required some practicing.