I Ate the World's Largest Cheeto Over the World's Most Expensive Keyboard

Here's something gross: I was given the world's largest Cheeto. So of course I had to eat it over the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Don't try this at home.

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Because I am the token shameless jackass of the Gizmodo crew, I was the first person that came to mind when Rothman was offered a chance at the "World's Largest Cheeto." This one-of-a-kind object is more buoy than snack, with the middle completely unseasoned by cheese and tasting basically exactly like styrofoam.

But I persevered. It was stale and horrible. I will never eat Cheetos again. But hey, who am I to turn down a challenge of this magnitude?

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Also, sorry for ruining your keyboard, Art Lebedev. It was in the name of science.

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

They probably just gave you a giant styrofoam packing peanut infused with the awesome power of Cheetoh dust. Considering that the Gizmodo crew is a ragtag group of cruel and unfeeling misfits (which I find to be a rather redeeming quality btw), I wouldn't rule this possibility out.

Just don't drink that shit that Chen did.