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If This Movie Makes A Fortune, Humans Are Doomed

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The Weinstein Company released the final movie poster for Superhero Movie today, and it features Pamela Anderson’s boobs, Leslie Nielsen wearing a “With Great Power Comes Hot Bitches” sweater, and not one but two penis jokes (check out Storm’s lightning and Dragonfly’s popcorn). We’re all for parodying superheroes and science fiction, but when it devolves into beer hat jokes and shots of people being embarrassed that their underwear is on display, we doth protest. It would be easy to discount this film if Meet The Spartans hadn’t just made $18 million in its opening weekend. If this one grosses anywhere near that, we fear for the fate of our species.

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