Incredibly awkward police training video teaches you about Satanic cults

One doesn't become Scully or Mulder overnight. No, to become a crackerjack paranormal investigator, you need knowledge provided by weird training VHS tapes like this one, A Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults. Who knew Satanic sacrifice looked like QVC?

[Via Worldcat and Laughing Squid]



OK, if the case specifically referenced in this video involved a MALE victim...why on Earth was a female model (in a horrendous bikini I might add) chosen for the demonstration?

Also, what purpose did the column and red light serve? Red light is best used for displaying freshly prepared beef so maybe this was supposed to be a little bistro..?