That “Adam Sandler as Dracula” movie isn’t as horrendous as you feared
If you’re like most people, you probably hear the words “Adam Sandler plays Dracula,” and your brain just shuts down. It’s a protective reflex. Otherwise, the Madness would seep in through your visual cortex, and soon your brain would be utterly twisted into gooey knots, like Pizza Hut breadsticks. You would probably wind up with…
