Vampire’s Assistant Proves Vampires Can Make Anyone Sexy… Except Willem Dafoe
John C. Reilly pulls off the undead sexiness in Vampire’s Assistant, as new clips prove. On the other hand, there’s Willem Dafoe‘s effeminate pencil-thin mustached vamp impersonation. Watch for yourself, below. Vampire’s Assistant, based on the novel series Cirque Du Freak, has an astounding cast of actual actors. Salma Hayek, Ken Watanabe, Ray Stevenson and…