It's probably too late to remedy our self-induced scoliosis, but the iPosture looks promising all the same. It's a 1-inch button that can attach to a variety of garments (like a bra strap or even a necklace) and vibrates when your posture succumbs to the heavy weight of gravity/your underwhelming life. Then you pull back your shoulders and straighten your back until you start to slouch and the cycle repeats. Not a bad idea, but we'd need a painful electroshock component to ever take the thing that seriously enough. [iPosture via Ubergizmo]
@whatnot22: Speaking as a "Breasted American", the women you work with would like you to maintain eye contact. If you must look, at least be discreet and do it when we are not looking. Staring at "sweater puppies" in a bar will just tag you as a "loser" in the eyes of the lady, but doing it at work will ruin your career.