John Mayer: The Laptop Bag

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Hey guys, John Mayer here. I just wanted to let you know about my new laptop messenger bag. Because when I'm not having lights-off sex with women you could only dream about or double-douching it with twin Bluetooth headsets, I always make sure my fans are buying the latest in John Mayer branded gear. Oh, do I carry this bag? No way! I mean, it isn't lined with Gerber baby skin won't fit my Macbook Air. But it'll work just fine with your piece of crap entry-level Dell, I'm sure! [John Mayer via ChipChick]

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

John Mayer here,

I've been wondering what's become of my soul, and to tell you the truth, it's still a mystery to me. I guess I'll never get it back, but I am cool and some of you still love me, so I guess there's that. It's so cold. But anyway I digress. So keep your eyes peeled for my JM-branded line of underwear, contraceptives and prophylactics. You can keep them all in the secret compartment of this bag!

Your dear friend, mentor and demigod,

John Mayer