John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)

Click to viewHi guys. John Mayer here. When I'm not busy submitting Apple Problem Reports and banging two supermodels at once, I write songs. I know, you probably haven't heard them lately except at Apple events, but don't you know how I get those gigs? That's right, I call people. I call people two at a time with a technique I pioneered called the DoubleDouche. I'm busy, people. Two phones, two ears, two headsets. Believe it.

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himitsuotaku
himitsuotaku

I really respect him for making fun of himself here. "Well if a girl's not into me, why don't I just tell her I'm John Mayer?" Priceless.