Keyport Eliminates Pocket Jingle

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Getting more and more keys to put on your keychain when you were a kid may have been cool, but now all that massive clump of metal does is give your pants that unwanted bulge look (as opposed to the wanted bulge look). With the keyport, you're free to shove six of your favorite keys into what looks to be a lighter-sized gadget, easily extending and retracting them when needed. Plus, there's RFID and a built-in LED light, as well as keyless entry for your car.

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The thing's still in its design phase now, but you can sign up on their site to get notified when they ship. Personally, we're pretty stoked at being able to ditch the unwieldy keyring for something more compact.

Product Page [Key-port via Crunchgear]

DISCUSSION

I would buy this in a hot second. I have so many keys on my keychain they won't fit in my pocket anymore! I have to clip them to my belt. When I walk poeple think Santa is approaching because of all the jingling. Whenever someone vomits they flag me down because they think i'm the damn janitor! If I were to trip and fall impalement is a given.