Not many people know this, but if you shoot lasers at your head, your hair will grow in cascading locks down your back, turning you from a wizzened old hag to a Breck cover girl overnight. Not many people also know that if you spend $199 on a comb without bristles that shoots lasers at your head and promises to make you grow a thicker, fuller head of hair then you are automatically considered a genetic mistake and should be taken out into the back forty and put down.

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