Crazy Mickey Is an Obese Cowboy Man Who Will Terrify You into Buying Beepers (Updated)
What’s the opposite of nostalgia? A paralyzing fear of the past? Chrono-nausea? Whatever it is, experience it while watching this video, a depressing strip mall beeper store commercial with a babbling, incoherent little girl. I don’t miss you anymore, 90s! Mickey the Beeper King, who terrorized Indianapolis in the 90s, probably spent less on his…