When the Ninja Turtles played Radio City Music Hall, your childhood died
In 1990, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kicked off the “Coming Out of Their Shells” hair metal tour, a corporate cash grab so abysmal and confounding that it made children everywhere doubt that friendly genetic abominations lived in Manhattan’s sewage. Between lunch boxes, cereal, fruit pies, action figures, video games, comic books, TV shows and…
