Coffin Couch Helps the Non-Dead Resemble the Undead
If Buffy, Twilight, Trueblood and the collective Anne Rice novels have taught us anything, it’s that women dig vampires. To exploit the phenomenon, stay out of the sun and buy this couch. The Coffin Couch, priced at a moderate $3,500, is the absolute most practical way to pretend that you sleep in the box of…
