Valentine’s Day Edition Creative Zen Neeon 2
For all the Japanese romantics out there, check out the Creative Zen Neeon 2 Valentine’s Day edition. Nothing will charm your sweetheart more than your personalized greeting coupled with one of their six different designs. You can choose from the 2 GB and 4 GB model. Instead of the boring “To Yujiro from Miki” why…
Brazilian Prostitutes on your iPod
M.Class, a Brazilian escort firm, allows you to download video “interviews” of their selection of saucy, freshly waxed, Brazilian harlots straight to your iPod. It’s a safe way to meet girls in Rio de Janeiro without risking your kidney. Way to use that iPod your wife gave you for Christmas. Make sure you wrap more…
U.S. Military Develops Ray Gun, People Feel Like They’re On Fire
The U.S. military has developed a non-lethal ray gun that makes people feel like they’re on fire. Yes! It’s supposed to be used in places like Iraq and Afghanistan (where else?) in order to disperse crowds and get people to cooperate. It uses millimeter electromagnetic waves to penetrate the skin and raises body temperature to…
Rumor By a Wall Street Stiff: Cingular To Give iPhone Buyers 1.5 Years of Free Service?
This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here. [UPDATE: We’ve debunked this .]Purchasers of the iPhone will get 1.5 years of free Cingular service, according to Jim "Mad Money" Cramer from TheStreet.com. The move is designed to lure people to Cingular who are now (or when June arrives)…
How To Survive a Mixed Computer Relationship
“It is not good that man should be alone…” unless he happens to use a PC, then he’s screwed. One of the more fascinating posts I’ve read recently, one young lady discusses, in-depth mind you, the perils of being in a mixed computer relationship. See, this girl is a bigger Mac zealot than many of…