The Smiley Face Emoji Is Clearly Full of Shit
Look, I’m no emoji expert, but there’s one thing I do know: The basic smiley emoji is a goddamn liar. And using it makes you a liar, too. I first noticed the fraudulence of this emoji’s yellow visage when praising a colleague for writing a good story. “Nice work!” I said. “🙂” Creeping Jesus, I thought,…