Have You Ever Wondered What A Four-Acre Spiderweb Looks Like?
No? Really? Oh. Well, since you’re here, it looks like this. Question: What’s creepier than a four-acre spiderweb? Answer: Whatever the hell weaves a four-acre spiderweb. In this particular instance, the answer is “a Metric Sh*tTon,” and/or “an Imperial Sh*tLoad” of spiders. Those aren’t my units, by the way; I borrowed them from entomologist and…
