Japan, if the Lucky Dragon boat turns on its owner and attacks Osaka with plumes of fire, you're on your own.
Lucky Dragon is a 49-foot aluminum half-boat, half-animatronic beast. It breathes fire. And on the off-chance it battles another Lucky Dragon, it breathes water as well.
But don't be too worried. While that lead shot implies nothing short of full-out robopocalypse, the video pasted below paints a different picture—namely one of a slow, aging Disney ride struggling to cough a few sparks to annihilate the human race through CO2 emissions.
Sorry to spoil the fun. The Lucky Dragon still looks like a wonderful means to celebrate the Aqua Metropolis festival in Osaka, should you be lucky enough to attend. [Mainichi via Pink Tentacle]
DISCUSSION
OK, I want a Battle Royale(with cheese) between Dragon Boat, Michael Jackson Barge, Robosaurus, Jesus w/Iron Bar, and the trucks from Idiocracy.