Lulzsec and Anonymous Declare Open War Against All Governments and Fat Cats

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Lulzsec and Anonymous have just declared full open war against all governments, banks and big corporations in the world. They are calling all hackers in the world to unite. Their objective is to fully expose all corruption and dark secrets:

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Salutations Lulz Lizards,

As we're aware, the government and whitehat security terrorists across the world continue to dominate and control our Internet ocean. Sitting pretty on cargo bays full of corrupt booty, they think it's acceptable to condition and enslave all vessels in sight. Our Lulz Lizard battle fleet is now declaring immediate and unremitting war on the freedom-snatching moderators of 2011.

Welcome to Operation Anti-Security (#AntiSec) - we encourage any vessel, large or small, to open fire on any government or agency that crosses their path. We fully endorse the flaunting of the word "AntiSec" on any government website defacement or physical graffiti art. We encourage you to spread the word of AntiSec far and wide, for it will be remembered. To increase efforts, we are now teaming up with the Anonymous collective and all affiliated battleships.

Whether you're sailing with us or against us, whether you hold past grudges or a burning desire to sink our lone ship, we invite you to join the rebellion. Together we can defend ourselves so that our privacy is not overrun by profiteering gluttons. Your hat can be white, gray or black, your skin and race are not important. If you're aware of the corruption, expose it now, in the name of Anti-Security.

Top priority is to steal and leak any classified government information, including email spools and documentation. Prime targets are banks and other high-ranking establishments. If they try to censor our progress, we will obliterate the censor with cannonfire anointed with lizard blood.

It's now or never. Come aboard, we're expecting you...

History begins today.

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This is not going to end well. Or perhaps it will end well. Could this movement help change the world for the better? With the growing worldwide discontent against the political and financial establishment—in my home country and all through Europe people are organizing to fight corrupted politicians and their greedy fat owners—I wonder if this may very well be the beginning of our May 1968. That was the time when the young French generations stood up against the government to demand a much needed change.

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Opening the vaults of dark secrets and exposing corruption everywhere would certainly help towards that goal: Real change. Perhaps this is just the beginning of a quiet and angry revolution that will make the world a better place. Maybe making that information public will be instrumental to wake everyone up.

That said, exposing emails and private information from normal people or sinking ships that are neutral in this battle will not help towards that cause. That's not good and will not help anyone but those who they declare their enemies.

But uncovering the wrongdoings of states and economical institutions? I'm all for it. [Pastebin]

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revengenceralf
RevengencerAlf

It's amazing how many people are willing to just flat out endorse terrorism. Don't lie, don't sugarcoat it. That's what you're doing here. When you attempt to justify this, you're endorsing a criminal act and making the excuse that you don't like the law to justify and rationalize these pathetic, petty, childish outbursts. The most hilarious part is that you're really daffy enough to believe they're doing it for the cause. The only cause here is their entertainment. If you're so blind that you can't even see that you need serious help. It's not a revolution, or a revolt, or even a movement for a better anything. It's a series of overtly hostile and damaging pranks that serve the sole purpose of entertaining the pranksters at the expense of everyone else.

The fact that anyone would use the "America embrace revolution" line is as disgusting and insulting as it is ignorant. The true, original, American Revolution was founded on a fundamental denial of human rights. People seem to forget that the fundamental objection of the American revolution was "no taxation WITHOUT representation." The fundamentally repugnant notion that people rebelled against is that they had no say in their own daily affairs. You have representation. If you don't like it, vote for someone new, or run yourself. If you don't succeed, you're in the minority. A revolution has no justified existence when the vast majority of the people oppose or are indifferent to it. It has no legitimacy. When a "revolution" is waged without the support of the general public, that is when it becomes nothing more than petty thuggish criminal terrorism.