And, at last, here's the movie's Captain Picard, who comes dangerously close to crossing the sci-fi streams by rocking a Doctor Who shirt while sitting in the captain's chair. He told us how he's turned down previous offers to appear in The Next Generation porn parodies, why he decided to do this one, and whether he would now be up for playing Professor X in an X-Men porn parody.

Digital Sin and Revolution X's Star Trek: The Next Generation, A XXX Parody will be released in April, with a teaser trailer due in the next two weeks.