Sidewinder Gaming Hardware
Sidewinder Gamepad
Photo: Microsoft
Sidewinder 3D pro
Photo: Smirnoff103/Wikimedia Commons
Sidewinder Precision Pro
Photo: Microsoft
Sidewinder Force Feedback Pro
Photo: MOS6502/Wikimedia Commons/Microsoft
Sidewinder Precision 2
Photo: Microsoft/Jlochoap/Wikimedia Commons
Sidewinder Force Feedback 2
Photo: Microsoft
Sidewinder Joystick
Photo: Microsoft
Sidewinder Force Feedback Wheel
Photo: Microsoft
Sidewinder Strategic Commander
Photo: Microsoft
Sidewinder Game Voice
Photo: Microsoft
Sidewinder Freestyle Pro
Photo: X201/Wikimedia Commons
Sidewinder Dual Strike
Photo: Microsoft
Sidewinder Gamepad Pro
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Mice
Arc Mouse
Photo: Microsoft
Arc Touch Mouse
Photo: Microsoft
Photo: Microsoft
Photo: Microsoft
Bluetooth Notebook Mouse 5000
Photo: Microsoft
Explorer Touch Mouse
Photos: Microsoft
Natural Wireless Laser Mouse 6000
Photo: Microsoft
Natural Wireless Laser Mouse 7000
Photo: Microsoft
Sculpt Touch Mouse
Photo: Microsoft
Standard Wireless Optical Mouse 1000
Photo: Microsoft
Touch Mouse
Photo: Microsoft
Photo: Microsoft
Wedge Touch Mouse
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer 2.0
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer for Bluetooth
Photo: Opencage
Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer with Fingerprint Reader
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Laser Mouse 5000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Laser Mouse 6000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Laser Mouse 6000 v2
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Laser Mouse 8000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Mobile Mouse 1000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Mobile Mouse 3000
Photos: Microsoft
Wireless Mobile Mouse 3500
Photos: Microsoft
Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000
Photos: Microsoft
Wireless Mobile Mouse 6000
Photos: Microsoft
Wireless Mouse 1000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Mouse 2000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Mouse 5000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Notebook Laser Mouse 6000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Notebook Laser Mouse 7000
Photo: Microsoft
Microsoft Wireless Notebook Optical Mouse 3000
Photos: Microsoft
Microsoft Wireless Notebook Optical Mouse 4000
Photos: Microsoft
Wireless Notebook Presenter Mouse 8000
Photo: Microsoft
Wireless Optical Mouse
Photos: Microsoft
Wireless Optical Mouse 2000
Photos: Microsoft
Wireless Optical Mouse 5000
Photo: Microsoft
Explorer Mini Mouse
Photo: Microsoft
Mobile Memory Mouse 8000
Photo: Microsoft
So that's it, which brings us to the final burning question: What did I miss? This was the most ludicrously, absurdly completionist assignment I've ever received. Despite hours of scraping Microsoft's list of current drivers, and going insane due to ridiculously generic product names ("Notebook Optical Mouse?" Really?) I must have missed something. You know what it is? Throw a picture in the comments, add to this preposterous list, and spare me my boss's fiery wrath.
DISCUSSION
You missed the Microsoft Trackball Explorer - arguably one of the best trackballs ever made!