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My Little Pony-Master Chief Hybrid Confuses My Sexuality

Illustration for article titled My Little Pony-Master Chief Hybrid Confuses My Sexuality

Once upon a time, a little Pony named Lily met Halo hero Master Chief. They fell in love—for little Lily's feminine side complemented Master Chief's machomanness— and had a son named Halo Silver. OK, I made that up. But I have to justify this perturbing vision sold for $151.57 on eBay. Confused? Me too. [eBay via TechDigest]

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It has quite the suggestive back-lean to it, with a knowing over-the-shoulder glance at it's own behind, doesn't it? His favorite sexy pizza boy must be on his way over.