And then – get this – THEN they accidentally posted a picture of it online. And then some people spotted it and called a spade a spade squirrel a squirrel. Hey everybody! Look! It’s a squirrel on Mars!
The proof, via UFO Sightings Daily:
Or maybe, just maybe, it’s a rock. And a case of pareidolia.
https://gizmodo.com/what-makes-us-see-jesus-in-a-taco-or-a-human-face-on-m-5953993
Nah, scratch that. Definitely a space squirrel.