Every family has a Thanksgiving tradition. Some do potluck, some oven roast their bird, and some just dunk them in a vat of boiling oil. Unfortunately, that latter tradition also forebears another time-honored holiday repast—structural fires. Here are some of the most destructively-impressive turkey tragedies of Thanksgivings past.
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That reminds me.......I have to go to the garage and find the bolt cutters to cut that damn chastity belt off the ankles of my turkey.